April 2012
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Thank You
K: I'd give you a hug and a kiss if you were here. Thank you
Me: I'm telling the truth
K: It's been an emotional day already ... you're going to get me all watery eyed lol
Me: Awww why? This should be making you feel better
K: I'm not sad ... you're helping and I value our friendship
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electricdresses asked: Lisa, right? Will and Frances have told me you're visiting California and planning your trip around Jonathan Richman in late June. (Brilliant). From everything Will has mentioned you seem like quite an interesting person! Can't wait to make your acquaintance. Oh, I'm Frank by the way.
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If Jack White stopped making music for five minutes and Johnny Depp stopped...
– M
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Tiny Burgers
N: I just ate 4 tiny burgers from Wendy's
Me: they're actually kinda big, man
N: 2 jr cheezburgers
a chicken sandwich, and another cheezburger
Me: Dude, those are NOT tiny burgers
N: :D
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
– Noam Chomsky
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hauswives asked: I listened to the song you recorded... it's real good. I am very excited to meet / hang out / party hard / rule the free world with you.
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Bon Voyage
Michael: Wouldn't mind seeing that round little monkey face before I go.
me: I'll take that as an endearing statement.
Michael: Please.
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cashville asked: Everything is golden down Golden Street...
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hauswives asked: Man I want that Xiu Xiu vinyl so bad... with the Why? Remix. LORD.
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Womp Womp
Me: ... i thought i was original
Evan: sorry to take a reality crap in your humor cheerios
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Friends like these
William: you were cool and had me over on friday, super late, when everyone else wasnt picking up.
Me: Well of course
William: you helped make me feel tons better.
Me: That's what I do
William: i need more friends like you.
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The Mathematician
me: Aww that's the second sweetest thing I've heard today
Michael: S'fucked up.
me: Yours may top that though
Michael: Both of em are at best middle of the road sweet, but I haven't really heard anything much sweeter today, aside from that song the universe plays when you get in the car and go somewhere.
me: That's middle of the road sweet to you? I'll take it
Two middles is a full road
Michael: Unless you're that one mathematician.
The one who was all about going halfway someplace.
me: I don't think he ever made it there, did he?
Sad story
Michael: That's so true.
me: I'm sure he had quite an adventure though
Painstakingly blue-balling it the entire time
Michael: That got a smile.
But man what I wouldn't give for a Nutrageous.
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